If My Kids Ran the World

• Mankind would survive on mac & cheese with hot dogs, juice boxes, and candy.
• Putting away laundry, picking up toys, taking out the trash, and setting the table would earn valuable prizes and be accompanied by personal cheerleading squads EACH and EVERY time.
• Mothers would have a silencer button.
• The daily routine of every child would be equal parts playing outside/art projects/ watching Harry Potter movies.
• Mommy would wear the hairstyles created for her by her insanely creative and gifted children out in public, preferably to church or to work.
• Baths would happen once a year and consist of running through sprinklers.
• Six would be the legal age to drive.
• Hannah Montana would be our next-door neighbor.
• Mommy would be married to Santa Claus or Uncle Dan, in that order of preference.