Baldy Brainy Boy & His Priorities

A couple weeks ago I was bored so I asked Eric if I could cut his hair. "Okay," he said. "Can I shave it all off," asked Mother of the Year. "No way! Then I would be bald!" Smart boy. "Can I shave it all off if I give you a candy binky?" Eric didn't even have to think about it. "Sure!"

So I shaved Eric's hair off, a process that our whole family enjoyed immensely. (I did feel a TEENY bit guilty post-haircut, when I couldn't decide if he looked more like a miniature Holocaust survivor or a junior cancer patient).

Eric's love of sweets is legendary, and a couple of days later I decided to test it.

"Eric, if I give you a sucker can I cut your arm off?"

"No way! Then I would have no arm!"

Smart boy.

A few minutes later he ran back and climbed up on my lap.

"Well, how big is the sucker?"

That's my boy.