Grace: If Mia cut off all her hair, she would turn into a boy.
Mia: Yeah!
Mommy: No, she'd still be a girl even if she cut all her hair off. Do you know why?
Grace: Because Heavenly Father made her to be a girl!
Mommy: Um, yeah, so that means her body would still be a girl body even if her hair was cut off, because she'd still have--
Grace: I know! I know! Eyelashes!
Mia: Shoes!
Mommy: Uh, not exactly.
Grace: Shiny berry lip gloss!
Mia: Knees!
Mommy: It's a part of your body that will help you have a baby when you are older...
Pause.
Grace: Oh. THAT. Hey, if Eric had long, curly hair he would turn into a girl!
Thud. Thud. Thud.
Grace: Why is Mommy banging her head on the wall?
4 comments:
That's hilarious!!! A child's understanding of the world is the most refreshing thing. A parent can depend on experiencing two emotions every day with kids, frustration and a happiness from laughter that makes a trip to the restroom necessary.
Silly Mommy . . . Gender is all about the Shiny Berry Lip Gloss.
You're kids are the some of the funnest to laugh at virtually. Glad you let us have a glimpse into your life.
Oh, Wendy. You and your family are hilarious! I LOVE IT! I totally burst out laughing, had to cross my legs.
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